Ladies and gentleman hobos and tramps cockeyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants, I am standing before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is good Friday, there will be a ladies meeting for men only no admission pay at the door take a seat, and sit on the floor.... One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play... They drew their swords and shot one another, and an old def police man nearby heard the noise and came to rescue the two dead boys... An empty truck load of bricks ran over and killed my dead cat... I took him to King Arthur to see what he could do, and he was sitting at the fourth corner of the round table eating vinegar with a fork...


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